Well since the cats out of the bag….
I can proudly say I have never murdered anyone - which is an accomplish for us lot. Speaking of which, settling down was a pretty big accomplishment for me to. We’re all moving on with our lives, it seems.
Not really though.Now that you aren’t in hiding, maybe you can be one of my groomsmen at my wedding. I’ll have a whole line up of fellas - yourself, Jon being the best man obviously, Sam, and Charlie. I am not sure if Mia, that’s my fiance, will have all that many bridesmaids, unless she pays some girls. I’m sure you can hook in with one of them, that is unless you have a girlfriend? Not that infidelity isn’t a practically renowned vice I practice myself or anything like that.
Nah man girlfriends always tend to be more hassle and drama than their worth anymore, so I’m more than happy to take advantage of any of the poor lonely woman mourning your leave from the single world at your wedding. Not to mention putting me in your wedding just upped my chances of getting laid by like twenty. Although this does mean I’ll have to find a date for this shindig.
(Source: daniel-osterman)
Well since the cats out of the bag….
Seems like a third of the old Devil Town gang are felons. Ah, nostalgia sweeping in. I’m just trying to do my bid in helping society by blessing them with my face and body. Honestly, flying under the radar for me would be far too cruel for humanity.
And here everyone was thinking you’d be on that list, I guess one Melrose is plenty for the correctional facilities to handle. I’m sure the woman of the world would be upset, a disservice to them all. Although I heard you’ve hooked yourself up to an old ball and chain, I’m sure your fan base isn’t too thrilled about that. Or you know a certain blonde.
(Source: daniel-osterman)
Well since the cats out of the bag….
I suppose it wouldn’t kill me to get out and be more social. What the hell is there to do in this town anyways?
Well shit, isn’t this an unsuspecting blast from the past. I pegged you to be hiding out somewhere more exotic, like Puerto Rico or Brazil. Well, anyway, welcome back, Osterman. I can’t tell whether your sudden departures mean you’re simply MIA or temporarily dead, but it’s nice you’re showing your face off again.
Yeah, it seems I’m pretty damn good at flying under the radar, you know whether its dying or just running from the law. Its funny no matter where I ran though, there was you obnoxiously large billboard. See you chose to put your pretty face to good use, nicely done Melrose.
