April 2012
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Well. I've successfully landed a job.
astrid-parker:
Always an optimist Daniel.
As long as you stay away from that diner and my mildly retarded uniform - it’s fine.
Hey some one has to stay optimistic in this shit place, but come on. It can’t be that bad. I bet the foods pretty decent and the uniform can’t be that bad, can it? At least you know you’ll never starve there.
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Well. I've successfully landed a job.
astrid-parker:
Doesn’t pay that great
Waitressing in New York City - how wonderful.
Well hey its a start, I mean yesterday back from the dead, today waitressing, tomorrows looking pretty bright for you if you ask me.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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March 2012
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Help Wanted || Yorkman
tinsley-town:
Each word that fell from Daniel’s lips was yet another parasite of doubt that dug it’s spurs into her, worming their way past the seemingly indestructible facade of strength and apathy that shrouded the girl. Each coaxing encouragement or sliver of hope handed to her broke her down, whispered promises of a new life, a new her and brought them ever closer to existence. There was a...
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February 2012
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Well since the cats out of the bag....
braxtonmelrose:
I can proudly say I have never murdered anyone - which is an accomplish for us lot. Speaking of which, settling down was a pretty big accomplishment for me to. We’re all moving on with our lives, it seems. Not really though. Now that you aren’t in hiding, maybe you can be one of my groomsmen at my wedding. I’ll have a whole line up of fellas - yourself, Jon being the best...
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Well since the cats out of the bag....
braxtonmelrose:
Seems like a third of the old Devil Town gang are felons. Ah, nostalgia sweeping in. I’m just trying to do my bid in helping society by blessing them with my face and body. Honestly, flying under the radar for me would be far too cruel for humanity.
And here everyone was thinking you’d be on that list, I guess one Melrose is plenty for the correctional facilities to...
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Well since the cats out of the bag....
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daniel-osterman:
I suppose it wouldn’t kill me to get out and be more social. What the hell is there to do in this town anyways?
Well shit, isn’t this an unsuspecting blast from the past. I pegged you to be hiding out somewhere more exotic, like Puerto Rico or Brazil. Well, anyway, welcome back, Osterman. I can’t tell whether your sudden departures mean you’re simply...
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Well since the cats out of the bag....
I suppose it wouldn’t kill me to get out and be more social. What the hell is there to do in this town anyways?
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January 2012
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Jetta/Daniel -|- Family Ties
jetta-osterman:
Jetta Osterman had not been preparing for her reunion with her older brother, at least not any sort of productive preparation where she’d allow herself to rationally listen to him. Part of Jetta wanted to hear what he had to say, but hearing it would only remind her that the only family she had left abandoned her. It wasn’t that Jetta was not capable of handling herself, but she...
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Jetta/Daniel -|- Family Ties
When he’d gotten to the office that morning he was not surprised to find that there was a pile of things that needed to be done. It was strange to call it an office, it made it sound like a regular run of the mill 9 to 5 kind of job, which was a laughable thought right there. This job was the farthest thing from a regular run of the mill office job. They took on missions that ranged from simple...
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tinsley-town:
“You have something called APD,” Tinsley stared at the man blankly, waiting for him to explain further with his drivel “It stands for Anti-Social Personality Disorder, as a young woman you told me you enjoyed setting fire to things; you never obeyed the law and even went against it in some cases; you couldn’t, and still can not comply to social norms; you act impulsively and you...
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Anonymous asked: Most interesting place you've teleported? Leila's vagina doesn't count - everyone has 'teleported' there.
Anonymous asked: Are you channeling your inner Anne Frank, Jew boy?
Anonymous asked: Does your penis still work after dying?
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Daniel Evan Osterman
Age: 24 Birthday: September 22 Star sign: Virgo Height: 5’ 10” Occupation: Fugitive, a part of a secret crime fighting agency Parents: David Osterman (father/deceased), Laurie Osterman (mother/deceased) Siblings: Jetta Osterman (living) & Robbie Osterman (deceased) Favorite Book: The Stand by Steven King Favorite Movie: American Pie Favorite Cereal: Captain Crunch Favorite...
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December 2011
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Help Wanted || Yorkman
tinsley-town:
“Okay, Miss. Adams everything looks absolutely perfect. You’re healing fantastically,” the smile on Tinsley’s face was simply endearing, sublime in it’s comfort and warm in it’s content - however if one was to look closely, it was a little too tight around the lips and it didn’t quite reach the eyes. But that couldn’t really be taken into account because no emotion reached...
Christmas in the city was pretty cool.
But it just wasn’t the same as Christmas’s back home. Never thought I’d see the day that I missed Devil Town. I miss my family.
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Anyone missed me?
scottsicard:
No not really, okay I mean maybe just a little bit Sicard. I have missed your blunt honesty though.
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For the love of god people.
astrid-parker:
Yeah… I get that. It’s been a crazy few weeks… It’s like waking up one day and it’s been five years. And I’m not looking for sympathy… it’s just mindblowing, ya know?
Oh my god, thank you so much, the last thing I wanted was to stay at a sleezy motel in NYC. That would suck. And don’t worry, I’ve spent the last five years in a hospital bed. Plus, it’s better then nothing....
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For the love of god people.
astrid-parker:
Oh. I’m sorry.
It’s just frustrating, all I want is some answers and all I end up getting is people being rude and bitchy.
Yeah… Um, as of right now, I’m kinda homeless, know of a place I can crash for the night?
Don’t apologize, its all right. I’m just saying I can relate, it can get pretty confusing especially when people aren’t being the friendliest...
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For the love of god people.
astrid-parker:
I’m not, thanks Daniel.
Take it from the guy who really did die and come back from the dead, that shit gets complicated. You know if you need anything, getting settled and all of that just let me know. I don’t mind helping.
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For the love of god people.
astrid-parker:
IT’S ASTRID.
AS-TRID.
People are jerks Astrid, try not to let them get to you.
